How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And
Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives
By Zachary Auburn
Paperback: 144 pages
Publisher: Three Rivers Press (October 4, 2016)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 045149492X
ISBN-13: 978-0451494924
Publisher’s Blurb:
The cats of America are under siege!
Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.
For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?”
Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!
Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.
For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?”
Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!
My Thoughts:
This book wasn’t funny. I could see what it was trying to do—parody ultra-conservative
pamphlets about how to protect your children. But it was so literal in its
imitation that there was no fun to the parody.
It does, however, have cute pictures of cats.
Possible Objectionable Material:
You may not agree with the quite conservative “teachings” in this book.
You might also be bored by the lack of humor.
Who Might Like This Book:
People who like parodies and poking fun at conservative culture. People who like photos of cute cats.
Thank you, NetGalley, for the ARC.
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